February 2012
how do you expect me to do a homework assignment that requires a computer
do you know what happens when i get near a computer
GPS: Go straight
Louis Tomlinson: No
Tell me your least favorite Transformer, go! :o
SENTINEL BECAUSE HE FUCKING KILLED MY DARLING IRONHIDE.
me: I should go shower now
(five minutes later)
(another five minutes later)
(yet another five minutes later)
(more five minute intervals)
someone: (goes into the bathroom)
me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower
When Monsters Inc 2 comes out in November. →
Little kids waiting in line
‘Mommy I wanna be the first one to go in’
Me
‘I’ve waited 11 god damn years for this, I will be going in first’
School tomorrow.
compelling humans after feeding
damon: an animal attacked you
stefan: an animal attacked you
caroline: your husband likes to get kinky
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